Horse Tongs (military grade)
Horse Tongs (military grade)
We have large need for Automated Tom Tongs-Temperance Regulation (ATT2R)
Designed for the singular purpose of monitoring and restricting Tom's time with the Horse Tongs, ATT2R employs state-of-the-art Tong Diagnostics and edge-verified behavioral modification techniques.
The system leverages patented Tong Tracking Technology (triple-T) including custom infrared tong-print scanning and RFID-enabled tong tracking to identify Horse Tongs have been activated by Tom (not safe)
Upon detecting tong handling, ATT2R activates the multi-phase sequence:
Phase 1: Loud alarm and flashing "Unhand the Tongs, Tom"
Phase 2: Tom-cream is spread on diffuse surface causing "Unhand the Tongs"
Phase 3: Tong jail
Thanks.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size