Ah, harken unto me, all ye who tread this hallowed ground! Beware, I say! These enigmatic conduits of mystery are not to be trifled with. Dost thou dare to encroach upon their domain, thou shalt incur a calamity most terrible! Verily, even the very fabric of the cosmos shall tremble, as light commingles with dark, and chaos engulfs the known world!
For within these perilous pipes lurk energies beyond human ken—sorceries that confound reason and flout the laws of nature. To disturb their sanctity is to unleash forces as old as time itself, forces that not even the wisest sages can reckon with.
I beseech thee, stray not into their confines! Heed this warning, or else doom thyself to an eternity of unimaginable woe.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
