Tonny the walrus loves model trains and ancient history. For years he'd dreamed of combining his passions. The perfect opportunity finally arrived!
Tonny learned priceless cuneiform tablets were crumbling in a Baghdad museum. He knew his trusty Charp-locator could help digitally preserve them!
So Tonny ordered some peepee supplies from the dark web to fuel his trip. Slipping past authorities with his false codonkey visa, the clever walrus located the storage room.
Out came his custom scanning rig and mini-printer from special packs. "Let's get digital, Gilgamesh my friend!" Tonny tusked as he 3D scanned tablet after tablet.
Just as guards entered, Tonny folded his makeshift lab and dove behind giant urns, using his Charp-locator to find the escape route. His pulse raced like a runaway locomotive.
Safely home, Tonny printed a special train car modeled on the artifacts. Now he could enjoy ancient history and model railroading in perfect harmony!
Chugga chugga choo choo went Tonny's Sumerian Express! The walrus smiled, ready for his next adventure.